Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. At a dinner party.” – Pam Beesly (Season 4, Dinner Party)
#AM DEAD INSIDE THE OFFICE SERIAL#
“You are as creepy as a real serial killer.Merry Christmas.” – Dwight Schrute (Season 7, Classy Christmas) “In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all.Or at least I dreamt I did…” – Michael Scott (Season 7, Nepotism) There are no exceptions for someone with a concussion.” – Michael Scott (Season 2, The Injury) The first person to shout 'shotgun' when you're within sight of the car gets the front seat. “The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear.“Every so often, Jim dies of boredom.” – Pam Beesly (Season 2, Office Olympics).“That is sort of an oaky afterbirth.” – Michael Scott (Season 4, Dinner Party).I'm usually the face of the joke.” – Michael Scott (Season 6, Koi Pond) “I'm not usually the butt of the joke.I'd almost welcome it.” - Deangelo Vickers (Season 7, Goodbye Michael) If I were shot in the head, I'm pretty sure everything would be fine. I'm not saying I'm Superman, but let me just put it this way. Once you've conquered obesity, everything else is easy. I think I can do it.” – Michael Scott (Season 5, Moroccan Christmas) I need to find ways to push Meredith to the bottom. So I think I know what I need to do at this point. “As it turns out, you can't just check someone into rehab against their will.And it feels good.” – Michael Scott (Season 4, Money) “I am running away from my responsibilities.“I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.” – Pam Beesly (Season 2, The Dundies).“Abraham Lincoln once said that 'If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North," and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace.” – Michael Scott (Season 1, Diversity Day)."I am Beyoncé, always." – Michael Scott (Season 6, The Chump).But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy so actually Jim is my enemy.” – Dwight Schrute (Season 6, Koi Pond) But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. “Joke's on you Goldenface, that man was a wanted animal rapist.” – Michael Scarn (Season 7, Threat Level Midnight).Then I thought maybe by 40, but by 40 I had less money than I did when I was 30.” – Michael Scott (Season 6, Scott’s Tots) I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn't even close. That's why they call it 'murder' and not 'mukduk.'” - Dwight Schrute (Season 6, Mafia) "’R' is among the most menacing of sounds.I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael Scott (Season 2, The Fight) “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy.I've been raising children since I was a baby.” – Dwight Schrute (Season 7, Viewing Party) “In the Schrute family, the youngest child raises the others.“The worst thing about prison was the dementors.” – Michael “Prison Mike” Scott (Season 3, The Convict).
But, I live by another rule: Just do it.Nike.” – Michael Scott (Season 1, Hot Girl)
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